Hey there stud.

You’re no fool.
You’re a bad boy, with a BIG… appetite.
What did you think I was gonna say? *wink*

But you’re not gonna eat just any old fanny.


You’re choosy about what you put in that precious mouth.

As you should be!

You want your “treats” to be tasty.

You want your “green” to be grassy.

You want your ladies to be, well, luscious.
Oh, yeah, and your meat selection too.

So let it be so!

Say hello to The Sausage Queen ®.

Your monarch for marijuana-infused ready-to-eat meat snacks.

The best part?

She wants you to eat her (no dates or maintenance required).

Contact The Queen

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